5 True Facts About Asheville Public Toilets

1.  Asheville’s fecal matter is produced locally and is 100 percent organic. 2.  The French Broad River is Asheville’s largest public toilet. 3.  Asheville’s urine contains more hops and barley (per capita) than any city in America. 4.  Postponing micturating postpones joy. 5.  You can contract “weird” from an Asheville public toilet seat.       […]